Lunchtime Quickies: Nick Carter Would Like You to Hate Paris Hilton, Watch His Television Program
September 27th, 2006 by Evil Beet
- God bless the British press. They’ve got a pic of cocaine in its natural habitat — the inside of Kate Moss’s nose.
- If the standard blow-up doll isn’t doing the trick anymore, you can bid on an actual Fembot on eBay.
- Nick Carter: “Paris Hilton is a psychotic evil whore blah blah blah blah hey by the way I have a television show coming out.”
- Jamie Pressly gets engaged and Kate Hudson files for divorce.
- Do you want a George W. Bush butt plug? Perhaps for use in conjunction with your Fembot? Okay, okay. Just promise you’ll think about it.
- ABC’s website has a clip of the Terri Irwin interview that will air on 20/20 tonight.
- I can’t believe I am linking to Perez Hilton just because I agree with his taste, but I am. Regina Spektor rocks, and when you’re done listening to the new Killers album, you should check her out.
- Lost star Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje ayddibug ukilolopoti yi Abptu daka-daka shrekpiti.
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