Picking up the Pieces: Things that Happened to People Other Than Lindsay Lohan Today

September 6th, 2006 by Evil Beet

Orlando Bloom decides he can’t see Kate Bosworth anymore. No, really, he can’t actually see her anymore.
It’s official: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes found a baby to adopt! Katie Couric kicked off her CBS career with the pics. From the looks of the kid, some 15-year-old prostitute in Cambodia is a real big fan of Scientology these days.
It’s not that Victoria Beckham is pregnant, it’s just that her husband doesn’t speak Spanish.
When a lot of rich people have invested a lot of money in you, you don’t have to go to jail for petty things like using heroin and selling cocaine to teenagers in rehab. Isn’t that right, Pete Doherty?
Jessica Simpson denies she’s dating John Mayer on the View today. So if we could just get a moratorium on all “Is Jessica Simpson’s Body a Wonderland?” headlines for awhile, that’d be great, mmkay?

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