What the Fuck is Going on at E! Online Right Now???
August 31st, 2006 by Evil BeetFrom their front page right now:
In case you can’t read that, this is what it says (emphasis mine):
TOP REQUESTED CELEBS
Updated Hourly
1. Justin Guarini
2. Britney Spears
3. Paris Hilton
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Jessica Simpson
6. Ashlee Simpson
Oh my God, what is going on? Who are you people? What could you possibly hope to find?
It says “Updated Hourly,” not “Updated in 2002.” I checked three times.
Help me understand.
Update: The kids at his fan site have helped me solve the mystery. Thanks for your hard work, guys!
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