There is No News Today

August 22nd, 2006 by Evil Beet

When is Britney due again? This is so frustrating. Items being circulated as news today:

Paris Hilton released the album you and your best friend recorded on an 8-track when you were ten years old. Honestly, I had pretty much made up my mind that I was not going to listen to this album; I was going to hold out for weeks, at least, and possibly months; my resolve was strong and my motives were pure; and around 3:15 pm a coworker dropped it on my desk, and it was all over for me. I’ll write a more thorough review later.
No one will ever marry Brittany Murphy. Are you thinking what I’m thinking? Makeover!
Kate Hudson thinks she can just skip out on an overseas premiere of a movie nobody cares about just because she’s divorcing a man nobody cares about without it being big news. And any other week, she’d be right.

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